1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,970 I was happy to say that the treatment I'd found for Dr. Cox was working, and 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:07,130 he was finally feeling like himself again. You're a huge disappointment. 3 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:10,010 Breathe so your eyes don't well, and confidence. 4 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:14,110 You can say any mean thing you want to me. I'm just glad you have the energy to 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:17,850 say it. Well, Dave, half the reason I gave you this job was so that you'd find 6 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:21,750 someone to drive you as crazy as you drove me. Hell, Barbie found someone. 7 00:00:22,030 --> 00:00:23,250 So just modulate the pressure. 8 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:28,190 Shiggity. Check out Montel over here. Remember, Dishana. 9 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,780 We spin into our gown to stay sterile and stylish. Five, six, seven, eight. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:35,580 Tens across the board. 11 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,080 Yours was so much better. Oh, thank you. 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,040 Even the Todd has a mentee. 13 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,980 Not bad, but a little stiff. 14 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:45,380 You know it's a lot of stiff? 15 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:46,940 Not yet. 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,080 Take it slow. 17 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:53,160 I just haven't had the time to focus on one person. I'm so swamped. I would 18 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,600 need, like, four of me. 19 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,410 I know just what we do. 20 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,510 In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, 21 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,890 equally important groups. 22 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:03,790 These are their stories. 23 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:12,810 Well, 24 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:21,610 Dave, not connecting with anyone is the surest path to becoming a soulless 25 00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:23,190 administrator. So... 26 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:28,000 You go ahead and find your special someone, but for the love of God, do it 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 before your mentor eggs shrivel up and die inside your body. 28 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,360 Dr. Cox was right. 29 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,980 I'm the doctor I am today because of him. 30 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,620 I need to take someone under my wing. But who? 31 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Hey, Dr. D! 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,320 I'd love to get some advice from you, both personal and professional. Not now, 33 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,320 Dustin. 34 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,000 Grant Summers, the new chief resident. 35 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,180 I hadn't really gotten to know him yet, but everyone seemed to love him. I'm 36 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:57,420 still not totally sold on the nicknames, but with you, I'm working with Blake 37 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,160 Tahoe, Philly Cheese Blake. 38 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,060 You look like a one-man party. 39 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,320 I'm going Wake and Blake. 40 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,740 Asher, do you run? 41 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:05,738 Not really. 42 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:06,840 There goes Asher Dasher. 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh, have you ever exposed yourself on the subway, Asher Flasher? I will learn 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,740 to run. Sorry, dude. I'm still getting my bearings around here. I don't even 45 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:14,740 know where the bathroom is. 46 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,660 Yesterday, I just peed in a cup and gave it to the lab. 47 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,580 Turns out I'm pre-diabetic. Oh. 48 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,490 It's quite the roller coaster. 49 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:27,470 Here's a guy who needs me. An insecure, young leader just trying to make a 50 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:30,030 difference. I see so much of myself in him. 51 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,870 Sometimes in a hospital, what's right in front of you... Move, Dustin! 52 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:39,090 I can't do this all on my own. No, I know. 53 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:40,690 I'm no Superman. 54 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:50,710 The icebreaker was simple. Grant loves nicknames, and I'm amazing at them. What 55 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:51,710 up, G-Spot? 56 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,670 Mr. Sorry, nicknames are hard. Let's just sit in it. 57 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,369 Here we are. 58 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:00,490 Hey, Grant, why don't you round with me today? I can show you the ropes. 59 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:04,070 Round with the chief of medicine? It'd be an honor. The honor would be all 60 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:08,130 mine. Okay, he let you in. Give his shoulder a mentoring squeeze. 61 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,630 But, man, look at those cheeks. 62 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,610 I'm so sorry. With these bad boys? 63 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,180 Practically asked him for it. Maybe I should call you the cheek resident. 64 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,340 Maybe you should let go. Yeah, you're probably right. Yep. 65 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,980 Let's go raw dog some rounds. 66 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:23,560 Are you okay? I'm not sure. 67 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,220 Dr. Turk, can I please pick the next song? 68 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,780 Yeah, as long as it's from my playlist. 69 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,860 Oh, great. Nothing but songs from before I was born. 70 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,120 They're called classics. 71 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:37,290 You gotta earn the right to DJ in my OR, Deshada. 72 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:41,090 Closing. Mimi, I need more light. Oh, okay. Let me just cut a hole in the 73 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,330 ceiling so I can let in the sun. 74 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:46,290 Or you can bring your reading glasses like I told you. And I told you I only 75 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:49,990 need those glasses to read the rules on the back of my scratch-off. Hey, I got 76 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,870 this. I've been practicing my knots at home. 77 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,130 Okay, go ahead. 78 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:54,770 Karate chop. Claw. 79 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,170 Square knot. Boom. 80 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,710 Did she do it right? I can't see. 81 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:00,350 I'm blinded by all your lights. 82 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:07,400 Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but there's something about the red in that 83 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,560 blood and the green in your eyes. It makes me want to spend Christmas in 84 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,040 London with you. Can we go to Hogwarts? 85 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:15,120 It doesn't exist, I don't think, but I'll try. I'll do my best. 86 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,700 Okay. 87 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:18,140 Dobby likes you. Stop! 88 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:20,880 Tosh, I think you've got enough blood. 89 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:22,740 Mr. Pataki? 90 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,219 Thank you, Mr. 91 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,220 Pataki. Have some juice. 92 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,420 I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do that. It will not happen again. I was 93 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:30,860 distracted. Look, there's always going to be some boy you're sleeping with that 94 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,380 nobody thinks is right for you. Wait, what? 95 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,980 Tosh, you're halfway through your intern year. You have to start thinking about 96 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:37,679 your specialty. 97 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,280 I am. It's just such a big commitment. It's like how I almost married my high 98 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,380 school boyfriend, Jeff, and now he's doing five years for squatting in his 99 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:45,580 grandma's senior living facility. 100 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,060 It's like, what if I pick oncology, and oncology is Jeff? 101 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,160 I had a Jeff, too. Craig, the dirt bike king of Greenwich, Connecticut. Oh, my 102 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,920 God, we were so in love. And he was so hot until he tried to jump back, Corey. 103 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,180 The helmet saved his head, but the rest of him was nowhere to be found. 104 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,400 I guess what I'm trying to say here, Tosh, is let's get your career helmet. 105 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:06,410 Ah, 106 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,190 the admissions hallway. 107 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,770 Or as I like to call it, the Hall of Legends. 108 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,970 Whoa, check you out. Oh, that. 109 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,830 Sometimes I forget I even did that silly old thing. 110 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:21,750 That's really, really good. 111 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,770 If I had dead eyes. 112 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:27,510 Where is the twinkle? Did you not learn to paint a twinkle? 113 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,770 None of these have any twinkle. Give me a brush. 114 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,130 I'll do it myself. 115 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,670 In the bathroom mirror. 116 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,890 That is good, Twinkle. 117 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,590 And is this the evil billionaire who owns this place? 118 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:44,590 Oh, no, no, no. That's Dr. Cox. He's my old mentor. Yeah, he has microscopic 119 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:48,770 polyangitis. But he's in full remission. You should see how he looks at me now. 120 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:55,480 Oh. Hello, Dr. Cox. That's his morning scowl. This is Grant. As his grand 121 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,480 mentor, would you like him to call you Grandpop, Pappy, or Pop-Pop? No, I'm not 122 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,860 gonna... I'm calling him Dr. Cox. Pop-Pop it is. I was just telling Grant 123 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:07,180 you're feeling better. I am indeed, except for this one little side effect. 124 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,900 Your bill is $35,000? 125 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:16,240 That's per infusion, Oldie, and seeing as I still have 12 infusions left, I am 126 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,560 going to choose death and do. 127 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:21,500 You may not come to the funeral. Grant, you may come. You seem cool. 128 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,700 No, we are not fist-bumping bad things. I will figure this out. Just stick 129 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:26,700 around. Stick around? 130 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:31,000 You understand, every time I try to walk out those doors, I get sucked back in 131 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,840 like it's some sort of fluorescent lit purgatory. Do you ever say one sentence 132 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,840 and then stop? 133 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,560 No, he doesn't, and now you've angered him. Let's walk away or you'll lose your 134 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,940 funeral invite and I'm your plus one. 135 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,480 To figure out Dr. Cox's insurance problem, I'd need a little help. Hey, 136 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:50,040 Francois, does Barbara and Admin still have a huge crush on you? 137 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,820 Oh, yes, she does. 138 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,380 Her gaydar is set to church mode. Okay, great. I want to try and appeal Dr. 139 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:00,400 Cox's insurance denial, and I want you to convince Barbara to expedite it. 140 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:03,960 Nurse Dubois, you do not have to do anything you don't want to do. Besides, 141 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,420 it's never gonna work. 142 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,340 Oh, baby. 143 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,860 It's gonna work. 144 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,840 Kiss me on the mouth, you beautiful bald bastard. 145 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:13,340 Yo, Babs. 146 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,000 Let me holler at you real quick. 147 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,640 Hey, girl. Easy. 148 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:21,179 Don't overstraight. 149 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,220 Boom! Don't need glasses to see that one. 150 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,920 What is that about? 151 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:31,000 Because I won't wear my glasses in the OR. This one thinks she's running laps 152 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,620 around me. Just wear your glasses, dude. Father time comes for all of us. 153 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,520 You got some old-ass eyes, boy! 154 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:39,940 Let me guess. 155 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:44,240 My father time's Flavor Flav. False. It was an older white gentleman not wearing 156 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,360 a clock around his neck. 157 00:07:49,659 --> 00:07:52,220 Deshauna, come with me. I'm about to derail the D train. 158 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,880 Oh. 159 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,480 Okay, I made a list of specialties. 160 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,380 Super hard to get a fellowship these days, right? 161 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:05,160 But they always need women in dermatology, OB, pediatrics. Okay, let 162 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,080 me stop you right there. I do not want you to feel forced into some female 163 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,800 specialty. I mean, yes, peds is a noble profession, but I take care of enough 164 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 kids at home. 165 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:17,520 One. You can join the dermodivas. It's easy money and all the fillers and Botox 166 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,379 you could want. 167 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:22,320 Oh, wait. Slay? No slay. Tosh, I did Botox once. Do not go down that road. 168 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,400 Try telling a patient, I'm so sorry your cancer's back with frozen bitch face. 169 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:28,140 Okay, then no lady stuff. 170 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,000 You're all a jeep. You could, but it's boring and you'd be with those guys. 171 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:35,059 They kind of look like... Penises? Yeah. 172 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:36,760 Look, Tosh. 173 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:37,809 What are you excited about? 174 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:41,850 I had an endocrinology case the other day that was really fascinating. 175 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:45,490 That's great. I loved endo, too. And I'm super tight with the head of the 176 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,850 department, Dr. Buckley. Here. 177 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:48,650 Give him a call. 178 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:49,930 Thank you. 179 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:54,130 Cox's insurance denied the appeal. 180 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:57,990 Damn it. Also, Dubois needs to leave early. Barbara's taking him to P.F. 181 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,470 Chang's. P.F. Chang's? That's the horniest restaurant in town. I know. 182 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,649 It's okay. 183 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,050 He'll do what needs to be done. 184 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:05,450 And so will we. 185 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,490 Lead and I shall follow, my captain. 186 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:10,270 Dr. Cox and I used to figure out insurance workarounds all the time. 187 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,570 What's a workaround when insurance refuses to cover someone as an 188 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:14,570 outpatient? 189 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:16,170 We admit him. 190 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:20,990 Yet in here, insurance has to cover the treatment. 191 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,250 But Dr. 192 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:24,030 Cox has no reason to be admitted. 193 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:25,690 That's where you come in. 194 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,890 I'm getting you a favor, Mr. Chief Resident. 195 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,450 Anything for you, boss man. 196 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,100 I need you to admit Dr. Cox. 197 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,560 Nope. Can't do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 198 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,760 Hey, hey, hey. 199 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,600 Hey, hey, hey. No, that was a little quick. We're just spitballing. 200 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,840 We're just a mentor and a mentee shooting the S-word, okay? We're just 201 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,840 kind of free-flowing. 202 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,079 It's like jazz. 203 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,380 Okay. You have the trumpet. 204 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,280 I'm the trombone. Loosen your shoulders. All right. Shake it out. Here comes my 205 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,520 trombone thing. Ready? I say something like, hey, man, I need you to admit Dr. 206 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,860 Cox. Mm-hmm. And you hit me with a little... No, I cannot do that. It's 207 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:57,860 super illegal. 208 00:09:58,420 --> 00:09:59,420 And here it was. 209 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:02,850 The moment I do for Grant what Dr. Cox did for me. 210 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:10,430 Look, Grant, I think we all come in here thinking we know what's right and what's 211 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:11,430 wrong. 212 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:14,790 And then we realize we're working in a completely broken system. 213 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:20,830 So if occasionally we have to put ourselves on the line, we do it. 214 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,430 Wow. 215 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:28,390 Yeah. There it is. Now you can touch his shoulder. You've earned it. 216 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,080 Not cheek, not cheek, back to shoulder. Mmm, shoulder. 217 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:36,780 Okay, first one to 20 bananas using a running suture wins. 218 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,660 Forgive me, Father, for what I'm about to do to this intern, for she knows not 219 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,320 what she's unleashed. Don't worry about them glasses, Pops. 220 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,060 You gonna feel this win. 221 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,460 Okay. Mimi, hit it! 222 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,560 Mimi! 223 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,660 I meant the phone. 224 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:55,680 Whatever. 225 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:01,600 Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. 226 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,560 Boom. One. Easy. Let's go with the next one. 227 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,500 I'm gonna do it with my eyes closed. 228 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:08,420 Oh! 229 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,900 Unfortunately, like they say, father time comes for everyone. 230 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,720 Your hands looking a little shaky there, pops. 231 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:15,979 Not at all. 232 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:16,980 I need more light. 233 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,300 Boom! Done. 234 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,980 This is my house now. 235 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,040 Don't need glasses to see that. 236 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,760 Ask your quick medical question. Is this a real question or one of your wonderful 237 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,760 moments of whimsy? 238 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,320 I think I'm having an allergic reaction. 239 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,680 Ah, whimsy it is. 240 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,060 Oh no, my throat's closing up! 241 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280 Dr. Tosh? 242 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,600 I'm Dr. Gould, pediatrics. 243 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,620 Have you picked your specialty yet? 244 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,400 Because I think you have the bedside manner our young patients would 245 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,680 appreciate. I do? 246 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,140 Absolutely. 247 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,200 Here's my card. 248 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,480 Thank you, Dr. Gold, but unfortunately, Dr. Tosh is very passionate about 249 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480 endocrinology. 250 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:01,420 Yeah, I'm really into glands. 251 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,960 Children have glands. 252 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,060 I like them big. 253 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,900 Huge. Thanks, anyway. 254 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,860 I have a mentee now. 255 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:14,080 Grant. We're like two cool jazz cats, jazzing some riffs together. 256 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,220 I don't know. Everything I know about jazz I learned from watching La La Land. 257 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:21,180 Oh, I get it. I feel like I really helped guide Tosh on her path to 258 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,300 endocrinology. Is it a bike path? 259 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,170 What the one-wheeled fridge? 260 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:31,970 Dr. Dorian, a moment. Grant Summers has reported you. He says you tried to 261 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,210 jeopardize his career. 262 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:37,350 What? Grant Summers has... No, I heard you. I just can't believe it. 263 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,130 I never should have trusted those chicks. 264 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:45,250 You went to Sibby and told on me? You could have just come to me. First of 265 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,219 all... Hello. 266 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:50,100 Second of all, it's not a big deal. It wasn't about you. It's more about the 267 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,060 insurance fraud you want me to commit under the guise of some kind of jazz 268 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:56,540 improv. I think you're oversimplifying this. Dr. Cox is one of the most 269 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,400 important people in my life. I totally hear you. 270 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,900 Okay. And maybe that's how they did things in the 1980s when everyone was 271 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:07,920 doing blow-off of each other's trans-ams. Maybe I should take my career 272 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,140 for a friend of yours who seems to hate you. 273 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,960 He doesn't hate me. 274 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:15,930 That's just how he is on the outside. 275 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,550 I have been inside of him. 276 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,410 Why does the pediatric ward at every hospital look like Satan's playhouse? 277 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,070 Mm-hmm. I do not go in there without my Bible. 278 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,170 Oh, my God. 279 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,430 Angie, get that hair out of your face. 280 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,600 Oh, Dr. Reed, what brings you in? 281 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,980 I asked you nicely to back off Dr. Tosh. 282 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,800 She's got bigger plans than peds. 283 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,260 So you think helping sick kids is beneath her? Oh, take off your halo, 284 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,980 Steffi. Look, Dr. Tosh is young and insecure, and she is swayed by anyone 285 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:03,400 who shows her even the slightest bit of attention, whether it's her boyfriend or 286 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,440 you. Good to know that's what you think of me. 287 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,700 Fuck on a stick! 288 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:09,240 Sam, I'm not trying to be harsh, but these fellowships are incredibly 289 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,940 competitive, and you cannot get distracted. 290 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,760 I'm not distracted. I'm just not sure I want to do what you want me to do. 291 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,840 I'm just trying stuff out. 292 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,760 Trying stuff out? This isn't college where you have a couple glasses of wine 293 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,420 and kiss someone with a bajingo. Grow up. Me grow up? Say vagina. 294 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,900 There are children here. 295 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:31,660 Actually, we do encourage the children to use the correct anatomical terms. 296 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,140 Well, this is a madhouse. 297 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:36,780 There he is. 298 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,460 As chief, I had to do the mature thing. 299 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,580 Let Grant know he was dead to me. Oh, hey, Blake. 300 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:46,520 I've been thinking, I'd really like to mentor you. 301 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880 Oh, wow. 302 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,940 I'm so flattered. But, you know, what we have is working for me. I'd hate to 303 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:53,719 screw that up. 304 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,840 Oh, really? Because, you know, last week when we were intubating that guy, I 305 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,400 thought we really connected. I know you felt that, too. 306 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,320 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we had fun. 307 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,760 But, uh, that's all that was. 308 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,340 Oh. Hey, you're gonna make some intern really happy someday. 309 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,060 I think I just got friend-zoned by an intern. 310 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,100 Well, at least Grant didn't see it. 311 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,700 Stop. Harvey, I don't want to be bothered. 312 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,900 I get why you left. This whole generation of interns is impossible, 313 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,540 right? Here's what we're going to do. 314 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:32,440 You're gonna go ahead and tell me your problem, and if I can solve it, maybe 315 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,000 I'll finally be able to cross over. 316 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,820 I have tried so hard to help Tosh. She's not taking any advice. Now she's going 317 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,780 to blow her whole future. I'm going to go ahead and stop you right there. 318 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:46,020 Because this isn't about Tosh's future. This is about your past. 319 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,320 Oh, damn it. 320 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,080 Nothing. God didn't take me. 321 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,460 What do you mean? 322 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,180 my past oh come on barbie you're the most ambitious intern in this whole 323 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:02,620 place until you and jd started doing that whole will they won't they will 324 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:07,020 they won't they can't they please just stop oh no they're getting married and i 325 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:12,600 have to go to it thing this is all about you and what you feel you didn't 326 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:18,780 accomplish in your own life you really think i was the most ambitious thank you 327 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:25,280 what did i ever do to you dear god yo Dr. Turk, 328 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,740 I got my playlist locked and loaded for surgery. 329 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,380 But I'm just not sure how to thumbtack it to the wall, though. You beat me 330 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,380 suturing bananas. 331 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,740 You shouldn't gloat about that. 332 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,460 Okay, so you can gloat, but because I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to champion 333 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,460 myself? 334 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,440 Here are the things you gloated about today. 335 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:45,560 How shiny your head is. How perfectly you parallel parked your car. 336 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:49,660 How you braided all your daughter's hair in under ten minutes. Impossible, by the 337 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,340 way. Deshana, you're tripping. 338 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,700 Okay, because I've earned the right to gloat after all my years working here. I 339 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,700 didn't gloat when I was your level. Please, God, let this be my final test. 340 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:02,860 Deschanel, it turns out that you are not, in fact, tripping. 341 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:04,380 Thank you. 342 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,619 That's what an ally looks like. 343 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:12,220 You seriously think that you never gloated? For the love of God, you used 344 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,780 to run around this place telling everybody they were going to name the 345 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:20,960 hospital after you. And I'm sorry, but is this the Turk whatever your last name 346 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,779 is, Wing? 347 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:25,240 Turk is my last name. Damn sure I never know it, because it's not written on any 348 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,540 of the walls. Come on. You aren't really worried that she's better than you. 349 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,280 Hell, you're at the peak of your skills. 350 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,200 You're damn right I'm at the peak of my skills. Of course, once you reach your 351 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200 peak... 352 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,340 There's really only one way to go, isn't there? 353 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:42,140 Like all surgeons, your whole life has been this place. You have no hobbies. 354 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:47,960 Your children will soon be grown and gone. You have put everything into this 355 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:53,420 career. And you're afraid now that when it finally is all over, 356 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,820 you won't know who you are without it. 357 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,340 All right, what do I do? 358 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,080 You don't realize it yet, but when you get to where I am... 359 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:09,580 You'll see, it was never about your best cases or your worst ones. Hell, your 360 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,780 patients will largely be a blur. 361 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:18,580 The one thing you will remember is the work you put in turning these annoying, 362 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,600 pain-in-the-ass kids into real doctors. 363 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,940 No matter how hard they make it. 364 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:26,820 Thank you. 365 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Wasn't talking to you. 366 00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:45,930 So yeah, Grant pissed me off. 367 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,390 But I had forgotten the most important thing about my relationship with Dr. 368 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:50,570 Cox. 369 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,410 I annoyed the hell out of him, too. 370 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,630 What's the plan today? 371 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:57,430 Sealing a wish from a sick kid for your golf buddy? For the record, Dr. Cox is 372 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,930 not my golf buddy. He prefers full-size golf. 373 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,230 I like to ski ball after a few rounds. 374 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:06,800 Right. But I still had to teach him and hope I could help make him into a great 375 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,180 doctor. Come on around with me. 376 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,600 Really? Yes. 377 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,480 I'm not going to touch my cheeks again, are you? I can't make any promises. 378 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,140 Sometimes as a mentor, you think you're there to give guidance. 379 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:24,080 I was just frustrated because it's too late for me, and I didn't want that to 380 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,340 happen to you. But you were actually the one who needed a little inspiration. 381 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,700 Too late? 382 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,160 It is so not too late for you. 383 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:32,689 You don't think so? 384 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:38,490 No. You could do whatever you want. You could write a book or a medical podcast. 385 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,630 You love talking. 386 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:40,990 Oh, my God, you're right. 387 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,450 I could do anything. 388 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,470 Podcast title, Get Welliot with Elliot. 389 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:50,130 Huh? Yeah, we'll keep thinking on that, Mama. In the end, the best mentors know 390 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,690 that one day it'll be your turn. 391 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:52,749 You okay? 392 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,810 It's a little faster than your cat in a hat runs, huh? Enjoy a little victory. 393 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:59,270 One day it'll be your playlist on the wall. Until then, let me show you how to 394 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:00,270 do the advertising knot. 395 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:05,260 And when you do find the right mentor, you hold on to them for a lifetime. 396 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,260 I'm going to admit you, I know I don't have any legit reason, but it's the only 397 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,260 way to get you covered. 398 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,240 Absolutely not. The board will have your ass, and I did not give you this job so 399 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,660 you could lose it. This is what you taught me to do. 400 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,940 And you used to protect me from the fallout. Well, now it is my turn to 401 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:21,940 protect you. 402 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:26,080 You have passed the baton. I wish I had the baton so I could beat you with it. 403 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,160 Get in the chair. 404 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,600 No. Dubois? 405 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,350 Get your ass in the damn chair. 406 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,990 Gentlemen, 407 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:49,450 imagine what we could accomplish if we all worked together. 408 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,430 We could cure a rare disease. 409 00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:53,690 Treat four times as many patients. 410 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,090 I think I may have a better idea. 411 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,850 How about a hug? Drop dead. 412 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,950 Can I have a hug? Buzz off. 413 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,050 I'd love a hug. Not a chance. 414 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,690 Don't forget about me. 415 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,190 No! 416 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:11,230 Did somebody have a bad dream? 417 00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:18,070 Let the other three know there's more where that came from.